Master, I don’t think you quite realize what you got here!So, why don’t you just ruminate,While I illuminate the possibilities!
Well Ali Baba had them forty thievesScheherezade had a thousand talesBut master you in luck ’cause up your sleevesYou got a brand of magic never failsYou got some power in your corner nowSome heavy ammunition in your campYou got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and howSee all you gotta do is rub that lampAnd I’ll sayMister Aladdin, sirWhat will your pleasure be?Let me take your orderJot it downYou ain’t never had a friend like meHa ha haLife is your restaurantAnd I’m your maitre d’C’mon whisper what it is you wantYou ain’t never had a friend like meYes sir, we pride ourselves on serviceYou’re the bossThe king, the shahSay what you wishIt’s yours! True dishHow about a little more Baklava?Have some of column “A”Try all of column “B”I’m in the mood to help you dude!You ain’t never had a friend like meCan your friends do this?Can your friends do that?Can your friends pull this out their little hat?Can your friends go, Poof!Well, looky hereCan your friends go, Abracadabra, let ‘er ripAnd then make the sucker disappear?So doncha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyedI’m here to answer all your midday prayersYou got me bona fide, certifiedYou got a genie for your chare d’affairesI got a powerful urge to help you outSo what-cha wish? I really wanna knowYou got a list that’s three miles long, no doubtWell, all you gotta do is rub like so – and ohMister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or threeI’m on the job, you big nabobYou ain’t never had a friend, never had a friendYou ain’t never had a friend, never had a friendYou ain’t never had a friend like meYou ain’t never had a friend like me