C-Sections And Railway Trestles

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Interlude

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G/A
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G/C
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Verse 1

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You're long and strong like a
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railway trestle
G
Dad's just a muscle and
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mama just a vessel
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Meant to call, fawn over,
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nuzzle and nestle
But
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Dad's just a bear you can
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tackle down and wrestle
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Son, give me time I'm a
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bona fide mess'll
If
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Mama says no; maybe
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Dad'll say yes'll
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Did you do wrong? Well
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go ahead confess'll
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Dad just a muscle and
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mama just a vessel

Verse 2

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You all blue and your
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mama like a rattle
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Came out looking like a
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Smurf in a battle
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Me in the nosebleeds,
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Mama in the saddle
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Brave like a Sioux brave
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going into battle
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Emotion going like a
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stampede of cattle
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Real like rain and
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coffee in Seattle
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Anesthesiologist
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fiddle and faddle
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You all blue and your
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mama like a rattle

Interlude *

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G/A
G/B
G/C
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Verse 3

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Oh life's so clear like a
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Rivera mural
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Lucifer's teeth,
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introduce the epidural
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Doctor Jones, do you need a
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heaven referral?
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God sent you down to
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me and my girl
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She's long and tall and
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healthy as hell
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But the plan went to hell when the
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little fella fell
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Boy went headfirst
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into her pelvis
F
Nineteen fifty-six
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shakin' like Elvis

Verse 4

Oh,
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Yesterday-born and
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already thinkin'
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Body like a Ford and a
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mind like a Lincoln
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Mama and Papa in
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love and sinkin'
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Into a brand new
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situation drinkin' up
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Coffee like a fish on the
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second and third shift
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Loving every single ever-
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loving minute of this
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Standing ovation for the
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OR specialist
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Let me get close, wanna
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give my son one kiss, on his head

Interlude *

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G/A
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Verse 5

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Planning for the future;
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health and dental
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Picking up my baby boy,
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easy and gentle
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Soup for the family:
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sausage and lentil
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Beans and greens,
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arugula and fentel
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Don't never sleep, I'm a
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bout to go mental
G
But nothing so far has
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been accidental
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Can't keep my life so it's
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gotta be a rental
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Picking up my baby boy,
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easy and gentle

Verse 6

Oh,
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you're long and strong like a
G
railway trestle
G
Dad's just a muscle and
C
mama just a vessel
C
Meant to call, fawn over,
G
nuzzle and nestle
But
G
Dad's just a bear you can
C
tackle down and wrestle
C
You can have a pop-tent or
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you can have a castle
G
Try to change people but it's
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gonna be a hassle
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Don't have to be an astronaut for
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NASA
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But it's always good to get a
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gown and a tassel

Outro

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Son, have fun with your
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life it's a drama
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Just one period and
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all kinds of commas
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Now you got a onesie but
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then you get pajamas
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You know you've got me and you
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know you've got your mama

Interlude *

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G/A
G/B
G/C
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